Lifelike reconstruction of a Neanderthal man - Neanderthal museum, Mettmann, Germany
Well you see, Garry, you really can’t top napped obsidian. I know the anatomically modern humans are doing some interesting things with bone, but what you got here is durability, a sleek, user-serviceable design, and an edge that just won’t quit.
>all of the game pieces are stuck T-posing; even the non-humanoid pieces
>game board texture is missing
>one of the rules states that one player must ask the previous one if they’ve been to the Cloud District recently
>roll the dice
>it just stops right before it hits the board and begins violently vibrating and clipping through my table before launching out of my window and killing my neighbor across the street
>charged with reckless manslaughter and must serve 10 years without parole